Fishing Fanatic Pillows

"Sorry Ma'am, but forensics seem to indicate your husband has 'Gone Fishing'..."

Angling.

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

'Time out! Fish on!'

"Oh boy, you've grown alright! Better be careful though: From now on, they won't throw you back..."

' Are you sure the big ones are biting here, Bob? '

'I'm snagged.'

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

Carp Festival.

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'...Actually...we're trying to find our house...'

'Gee, looks like I'm all out of worms. YOu want to buy a boat?'

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

"It was a scary few minutes but now I'm making a fortune as a motivation speaker."

Tangled lines.

Fisherman hooks shoe with April Fools note attached.

Man with giant fishing net

'Now suppose you tell me what the problem was before you tried to fix it.'

"I'm going back to the office...I've got to get my mind off fishing for a while."

Thank God for periodontal disease.

'Hold still, Phil, there's a bug on your hat.'

'Bored?'

'I don't wanna know the meaning to life. I wanna know if the fish are biting and where.'

'How are you doing, Sweetie?'

'What do you know about culture?'

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'We've gotten used to the dampness.'

'I was told you'd caught a six foot sturgeon.'

"I can't believe you used that line to get me in here."

'I consider that an insult to my intelligence.'

'Where do you think you're going?'

Crane fishing

'We're closed. I'm taking inventory.'

'...We're not catching anything because we're spooking the fish.'

'He likes to get the most out of his green fees.'