Fishing Fanatic Gifts

"Sorry Ma'am, but forensics seem to indicate your husband has 'Gone Fishing'..."

Angling.

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

"Oh boy, you've grown alright! Better be careful though: From now on, they won't throw you back..."

'Time out! Fish on!'

'I'm snagged.'

' Are you sure the big ones are biting here, Bob? '

Carp Festival.

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

'Gee, looks like I'm all out of worms. YOu want to buy a boat?'

'...Actually...we're trying to find our house...'

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

"It was a scary few minutes but now I'm making a fortune as a motivation speaker."

Thank God for periodontal disease.

Fisherman hooks shoe with April Fools note attached.

'What do you know about culture?'

'I was told you'd caught a six foot sturgeon.'

'Now suppose you tell me what the problem was before you tried to fix it.'

'Bored?'

'I don't wanna know the meaning to life. I wanna know if the fish are biting and where.'

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'Hold still, Phil, there's a bug on your hat.'

Man with giant fishing net

Tangled lines.

'How are you doing, Sweetie?'

'We've gotten used to the dampness.'

"I'm going back to the office...I've got to get my mind off fishing for a while."

Eskimo fishing.

'I'd rather be working.'

'...We're not catching anything because we're spooking the fish.'

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

'I consider that an insult to my intelligence.'

"I can't believe you used that line to get me in here."

'See,I told you I felt a tug on my line.'