Fish Fanatic Mugs

Think Tank

"Keeping all out kids does NOT make us hoarders."

Out of tuna

'We're lucky. This stream could be next to a paper mill instead of a brewery.'

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

'Get lost!'

"Too dressy?"

"Let's take this one step at a time. First, somebody is going to have to catch the fish."

'We had a lot to drink last night.'

'Cocky lil' son-of-a-gun!'

"We really need to hire a landscaper."

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'They call him the 'fish whisperer'.'

'I think there's something wrong with my new Herring aid - it's giving me a haddock.'

Gold fish with bill - "What the hell do you spend it on woman?"

'Don't you think this school has way too many fire drills?'

'Well yes, all male seahorses are stay-at-home dads: We love it!'

'Oh lovely, a Valentine Card: I wonder who it is from?'

"Hold it! I don't even HAVE a rug!"

"You're the greatest* mom ever!" *except for those 3 times you tried to eat me when I was a baby guppy!"

A school of fish following one fish who is labeled "CEO".

'I don't trust John since he took out that $100,000 life insurance policy on us.'

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

Most experienced fishermen know better than to get involved in staring contests.

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

'I'm going to like this lake.'

"Your fish ... I'm sorry, but there will be a slight delay."

Fisherman's catch getting it's revenge

'Bloody Joneses! Just because we've put in a new fishpond...'

Bite taken out of a fishing doc.

A blind Scuba-diver being lead by his Guide/Seeing Eye Fish

Fish snorkling above water.

'Hey! I was just sleeping!' A goldfish is almost flushed down the toilet.

Albatross bragging about his latest catch...