Fish Fanatics Pillows

"It's wet, but it's a dry wet."

'Anything else besides shortness of breath?'

'I'm a freshwater fish in a saltwater world...'

Garden Gnome taking all the fish out of the pond

'Caution - wet floor' sign in fish tank.

"That reminds me - we need to start saving for college."

Live goldfish for sale

Fish caught in a snorkel.

'Quite frankly, these breathing strips were useless until they made them waterproof.'

'Of course there's a Richard Dawkins! Who do you thin changes the water?'

Ice Fisherman followed by a colony of penguins.

'Oh, great! And we don't have any dry insurance!'

'Need anything today?'

Fish with a drinking problem.

"You can always tell when they go away for the weekend."

"Don't do it! It's click bait."

Reading the signs of change...'Looks like this is the last day of vacation, so tomorrow it's back to school, kids...'

"You didn't. . . And I didn't! So who ordered a ten thousand gallon aquarium?"

'Wow, I love your new piercing.'

Man eats trophy fish on doctor's orders.

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

Cod Psychologists.

'Dad, do you believe in life after being flushed down the toilet?...'

'Relax... When I said, your husband's swimming with the fishes. I merely meant that he's gone SCUBA diving with the boss.'

'Stop This is crazy, We mustn't,'

'Edna! Have you been feeding these fish raw meat again?'

"She's definitely had work done on her tail."

"Got outta jury duty!"

"It could never work, Richard. I'm going to be a gefilte fish, and you're not."

"Honestly, you could never make me fly coach again after this." - Flying Fish

"Holy Mackerel!"

Fishing Boat Derby

'Be honest with me, Louis. Are you seeing someone else?'

'When I was your age, I had to swim to school!'

Fish school toilet protocol.