Romantic Fish Fantasies Gifts

Oh lovely, a Valentine Card: I wonder who it is from?

The one that got away

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

"And you wanted to throw me back."

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'

"I've fallen for you hook, line and really BIG sinker."

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

Fish Story

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

'Say, are you the elusive walleye from Big Bear lake?'

"Any luck"

"... And that one I tickled to death."

"Gee, I can even remember back to when you could eat them."

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'

'Admit it, Crawford, this fish was already dead when you caught it!'

"I'm not cooking that thing!"

Fish with a hook tells a good tale.

Escaped Fish

'It also makes a great hat rack.'

'It's going to be hard to top that one.'

'Say on the papers!'

Something Like Sport.

Man holding a small fish but imagining a big catch.

"OK kids, I'll tell the story one more time..."

"Sure, you can talk the talk, but can you swim the swim?"

Fishing Stories

'Thanks for the invite. I've never been to the tropics before!'