Fantasy Fish Fan Gifts

"Gee, I can even remember back to when you could eat them."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"He was a sea rescue."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Fish snorkling above water.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Kids with Fish Balloons

I told you we were late!

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

A Preschool of Fish

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

'Guess who netted it.'

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."