Fish Fan Gifts

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

'Looks like you're underwater on your mortgage.'

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

"Look, I know you and I have had our differences, but can we at least agree that the goldfish is pointless?"

"I want a bagel!"

'Please, just call me Mario. We like to keep things informal around here.'

"Why don't you just stay and work on being a better fish?"

'Randal darling. The piano tuna's here.'

'And now, as a token of my appreciation for the vital role your species plays in the food chain, I'm going to eat you!'

"When's the last time Peterson had a vacation?"

"If fishing wasn't bad enough, we now have to worry about phishing, too."

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

"No! No! I swear I didn't say nothing!"

'Let's say you caught 5 fish, and I caught 3...what would we have? 'A fish fry?'

Clown Evolution.

'Sequence my genome? They don't even know I exist.'

'No, I'm not going anywhere today: It's my pilot fish's day off...'

Goldfish in a coffee pot

"With all these omega-3 fatty acids, you'd think I'd feel better."

'Something's wrong here.'

'My horoscope said I would be taking a long trip today.'

Hitch-hiking salmon

'He has no sense of proportion.'

"I love playing Hide-And-Go-Seek with Hammerheads. They never find us here."

"Listen carefully, I don't have much time."

Fish king swimming around his bowl!

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Cat feeding parrot prunes above a fish tank

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Teacher looking at fish in aquarium whilst kids look at a Mermaid.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

'Well, what now? We're stuck on a desert puddle.'

Man with a Fish Skeleton.

'Sorry son, but I don't seem to be able to light the candles...'