Football Fish Fan Gifts

'Go deep.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Football Chameleon

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Fish with a human in a bowl.

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

I told you we were late!

"Uptight End"

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

Civilized Salmon

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

Fresh fish

Archaeologists discover a football