Football Fish Fan Mugs

'Go deep.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Football Chameleon

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

"Uptight End"

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

Civilized Salmon

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

Fresh fish

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Archaeologists discover a football

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'