Fish Pun Fan Gifts

Wild Wild Salmon

'The worst part is I'm afraid of the water.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

I told you we were late!

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Fresh fish

Sea Horse outside saloon

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

Fish mobsters.

'What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?'

'My horoscope said I would be taking a long trip today.'

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

'We need to try to regress you beyond the last seven seconds...'

'Check it out: I can look you in the eyes!'

being watched over his shoulder

"He seems to have a lot of anger bottled up inside."

'Thanks for helping me out with this prank - I just love freaking out people!'

"You have sewage between your teeth."

'Where are those nice blue fish that we like - the ones with the blue stripes?' - 'We ate them all - they're now extinct.'