Fish Pun Fan Pillows

Wild Wild Salmon

'The worst part is I'm afraid of the water.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Fresh fish

'What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

Sea Horse outside saloon

'My horoscope said I would be taking a long trip today.'

'Check it out: I can look you in the eyes!'

'Go deep.'

'Where are those nice blue fish that we like - the ones with the blue stripes?' - 'We ate them all - they're now extinct.'

"You have sewage between your teeth."

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

'Thanks for helping me out with this prank - I just love freaking out people!'

being watched over his shoulder

'We need to try to regress you beyond the last seven seconds...'

"Do you think there's life out there?"

"He seems to have a lot of anger bottled up inside."