Fishy Pun Lover Pillows

'Sure it's a troll-we were trolling weren't we?'

"I love your short-hand. It looks just like a page of wriggly worms!"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

"There weren't any more clown fishes at the pet shop, so they got me - a jester fish."

'Steroids.'

Weather forecast

The static electric eel is very rare.

'The worst part is I'm afraid of the water.'

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

'You give me goose bumps!'

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

"Waiter, there aren't any flies in my soup!"

'It's for my teacher. Do you have one with love spelled right?'

'No, I said put the money in the Caymen Islands.'

"Remember I promised you some fun and games in the bedroom?"

A robber halds up a hair salon with a hairdryer pointed at the customers - 'Hand over all your hair restorer or I'll blow you away!'

"Being a 'fly on the wall' is way overrated."

Pavement artist.

"Valentine's Day has been good to me, but I had to diversify."