Fishy Pun Lover Pillows

'Sure it's a troll-we were trolling weren't we?'

"I love your short-hand. It looks just like a page of wriggly worms!"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"He refuses to use these now they've made them gender nonspecific."

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

Ghost Scare-apy Sessions

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

"There weren't any more clown fishes at the pet shop, so they got me - a jester fish."

'Steroids.'

'The worst part is I'm afraid of the water.'

"Waiter, there aren't any flies in my soup!"

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

Weather forecast

'You give me goose bumps!'

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

The static electric eel is very rare.

'It's for my teacher. Do you have one with love spelled right?'

'No, I said put the money in the Caymen Islands.'

"Remember I promised you some fun and games in the bedroom?"

A robber halds up a hair salon with a hairdryer pointed at the customers - 'Hand over all your hair restorer or I'll blow you away!'

Pavement artist.

"Valentine's Day has been good to me, but I had to diversify."

I'm starting to think you keep working on that thing just to avoid talking to me.

'It's as I feared: you have got a novel in you.'