Fishy Humor Enthusiast Pillows

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Got anything better than worms?'

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."

'Another foreclosure.'

'Gimme your wallet! I've got a salmon, and it's farmed'

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Gone Swimmin'.

'Steroids.'

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

Prawn Shop

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

Fishing Holes

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

'My advice? Dump him! There are plenty more fish in the sea...'

"Dang. . . everyehere you meet cargo ships jammed in front of the North Sea Ports!"

"Good. I was hoping for someone who could talk under water!"

Fish "Hey Kid, got a light?"

"You son of a b***h! I know where thos ebubbles are coming from!"

"We've ruled out Islamophobia and Homophobia. Let's turn to food phobias. How do you feel about Tilapia?"

Fisherman.

'Listen, yes, I'm an hermit, but a simple Hermit-Crab: I do not answer philosophical questions!'

Take two of these with a glass of air.

Fish Eye Tests.

"Just the bait, please."

"It's a chatter bait."

"Put that away. You know there's no texting in school."

"Offishial business, ma'am."

'Like they say, 'give a man a fish, he can eat for a day. Give him a fish store, he can go bankrupt.'

'Get lost, two's company, three's a shoal.'

The Submarine and the Fisherman

'...a little higher and to the right.'

I told you not to eat that Blowfish.

Fire Exit

"Seriously, you have to stop getting up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water."