Fishing Pun Lover Pillows

Fly Fishing

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

'Silly me. I thought his 'Catch and Release' bumper sticker referred to his philosophy on trout fishing.'

"There weren't any more clown fishes at the pet shop, so they got me - a jester fish."

'The worst part is I'm afraid of the water.'

Fishing Holes

Fish-losophy

Cow Fishing on the mighty tundra.

"I love your short-hand. It looks just like a page of wriggly worms!"

Fish in school to other fish: 'I did well in marine biology today - it was an open-brook test.'

"She's my sole mate."

"It's a chatter bait."

Whale Whale Whale.

Whale with a fish eye.

Putting on ice

"If I am going to die for a snack, it must be more appetizing than a simple worm."

"Don't bother trying to catch him son.He's a 175 brake horse power....."

Delights of sea angling!

'Pity more fisherman weren't like you, Larry - we'd never have to worry about endangered species.'

"Hi! I'm on the hook."

'And that's the difference between internet and intranet.'

'If it looks good and it tastes good, it's probably bad for you!'

"Don't worry, I'll have the shark off you before it does any real harm."

Wild Wild Salmon

'You can't expect fame and fortune from selling just your fillet of sole to the devil.'

"You've got your scales on backward."

'Robert went ice fishing. I told him it would be simpler to just buy ice at the grocery store.'

'Sure it's a troll-we were trolling weren't we?'

'I'm sorry you're disappointed. What did you think we meant by our 'plaice in the country'?'

'Any luck?'

"Hang on a minute...That's not regular fish food...That's ECZEMA!"

Fishing Lake.

'C'mon, we'll go to my secret fishing hole. Absolutely NO fishermen!'

'Isn't this the same place that fished this summer and never caught a fish?'

"Excuse me!!"