Fish Pun Lover Pillows

'And that's the difference between internet and intranet.'

"You've got your scales on backward."

Boy, look at the belly on that one.Did you ever see a belly like that?

'You can't expect fame and fortune from selling just your fillet of sole to the devil.'

Whale Whale Whale.

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

'It never fails. I offer a tiny bit of constructive criticism, and everybody accuses me of carping!'

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

'No, we don't have any tuna FISH, but we do have salmon FISH, trout FISH, and catfish FISH.'

'What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Fish swimming in a pint of beer.

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Gone Swimmin'.

Astronaut fishbowl.

Piranhas' Mounted Trophies

"What's the name of our sea?"

"There weren't any more clown fishes at the pet shop, so they got me - a jester fish."

'Steroids.'

How do fish get to work?

Mandatory mask use

'From what you describe, it looks like it's my dad who has the Maternal Instinct...'

'The worst part is I'm afraid of the water.'

Human Fingers: The Fish World's version of Fish Fingers.

WInter Fish

Fish-losophy

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

I think it's time to clean the basement.

Man sitting in hospital bed notices a Goldfish swimming in his Intravenous Bag.

"Frankly, he's trying to teach me his language, but he makes no effort at all to try to learn mine..."

"This is a good time to be a fish."

If I were a cat, I'd give you my last kipper

Fish Fries