Fish Pun Lover Pillows

'And that's the difference between internet and intranet.'

"You've got your scales on backward."

Boy, look at the belly on that one.Did you ever see a belly like that?

'You can't expect fame and fortune from selling just your fillet of sole to the devil.'

Whale Whale Whale.

'It never fails. I offer a tiny bit of constructive criticism, and everybody accuses me of carping!'

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

'What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?'

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

'No, we don't have any tuna FISH, but we do have salmon FISH, trout FISH, and catfish FISH.'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Fish swimming in a pint of beer.

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Gone Swimmin'.

Astronaut fishbowl.

"What's the name of our sea?"

"There weren't any more clown fishes at the pet shop, so they got me - a jester fish."

'Steroids.'

'From what you describe, it looks like it's my dad who has the Maternal Instinct...'

'The worst part is I'm afraid of the water.'

How do fish get to work?

Mandatory mask use

Human Fingers: The Fish World's version of Fish Fingers.

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

WInter Fish

Man sitting in hospital bed notices a Goldfish swimming in his Intravenous Bag.

"Frankly, he's trying to teach me his language, but he makes no effort at all to try to learn mine..."

'Well, the work order says, 'sturgery', and he is a sturgeon...'

If I were a cat, I'd give you my last kipper

Fish Fries

Fish in school to other fish: 'I did well in marine biology today - it was an open-brook test.'

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."

"This is a good time to be a fish."

"Good. I was hoping for someone who could talk under water!"