Fish Pun Aficionado Pillows

"There weren't any more clown fishes at the pet shop, so they got me - a jester fish."

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

'It never fails. I offer a tiny bit of constructive criticism, and everybody accuses me of carping!'

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Gone Swimmin'.

I knew from the starch we were a perfect mash.

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

'The worst part is I'm afraid of the water.'

Weather forecast

"Guac-A-Mole"

"I'm going to start with the antipasta."

"Blessed are the Greek, for they shall invent olive oil."

"Like most of your proposals Pinkley ...it ain't gonna fly!"

'I get a lot of job offers..'

What on earth are you doing? Well, you wanted battered sausage, didn't you?

"The four seasons? Easy. Pepper, Salt, Mustard and Vinegar!"

"We've ruled out Islamophobia and Homophobia. Let's turn to food phobias. How do you feel about Tilapia?"

"That's a silly magazine quiz, but I would say Frenchmen are leg-men..."

"I love your short-hand. It looks just like a page of wriggly worms!"

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."

'We've isolated the gene for breadcrumbs!'

Rabbit spraying 'Hare Spray' on head.

Security Gourd

"I suck!"

"Hello pathta."

Whale Whale Whale.

"I'm Eggspecting."

Seasoned firewood

'Stop text-messaging your alphabet soup.'

"It's a chatter bait."