Fishing Humor Lover Pillows

Fishing Holes

reincarnated worm...

Fly fishing.

'Steroids.'

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

Fish bait and jail bait.

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

Traveller's Luggage.

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

Fish Eye Tests.

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

'Like they say, 'give a man a fish, he can eat for a day. Give him a fish store, he can go bankrupt.'

Take two of these with a glass of air.

Putting on ice

"If I am going to die for a snack, it must be more appetizing than a simple worm."

Fire Exit

Seafood Chum

Fisherman waiting with a mallet.

'Pardon me boys . .You haven't seen a square,yellow, and really annoying sponge about yeah big have you?'

Ted's Bait Shop: 'Caterpillars, 10 cents per foot.'

Happy Brexiters

"Hi! I'm on the hook."

"My memory is awful, so stop me if I've told this one before."

Man fly-fishing catches his own foot.

'Pity more fisherman weren't like you, Larry - we'd never have to worry about endangered species.'

"Don't worry Josh, there's plenty more fish in the sea."

'If it looks good and it tastes good, it's probably bad for you!'

'The problem with living in water is I can never tell when my contact lens is in!'

"Don't worry, I'll have the shark off you before it does any real harm."

"Ooh, look, Tom. A bright-yellow rubber worm with a sharp metal hook in it."

"I forget which one of us is the therapist."

'Teach a man to fish and you're looking at dumb lures for the rest of your life.'

'Robert went ice fishing. I told him it would be simpler to just buy ice at the grocery store.'