Loves Fishing Humor Pillows

'Robert went ice fishing. I told him it would be simpler to just buy ice at the grocery store.'

reincarnated worm...

Fly fishing.

Fishing Holes

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

Man's fishing rod has caught a water skier.

Traveller's Luggage.

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

Fish bait and jail bait.

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

Fish Eye Tests.

The Incomplete Angler

Putting on ice

"If I am going to die for a snack, it must be more appetizing than a simple worm."

So how's that new Scotch tapeworm bait working out for you?

Seafood Chum

Fisherman waiting with a mallet.

'Pardon me boys . .You haven't seen a square,yellow, and really annoying sponge about yeah big have you?'

Happy Brexiters

Ted's Bait Shop: 'Caterpillars, 10 cents per foot.'

'And why is liquidity so important to you?'

'Honest! I didn't see the signs!'

"Hi! I'm on the hook."

Man fly-fishing catches his own foot.

'Pity more fisherman weren't like you, Larry - we'd never have to worry about endangered species.'

'If it looks good and it tastes good, it's probably bad for you!'

"Don't worry, I'll have the shark off you before it does any real harm."

"Ooh, look, Tom. A bright-yellow rubber worm with a sharp metal hook in it."

'What bait do you use for the old tires?'

'Teach a man to fish and you're looking at dumb lures for the rest of your life.'

'Want a jar to put them in?'

'Any luck?'

"I forget which one of us is the therapist."

"Are you sure this is how you catch flying fish?"