Fishing Joke Lover Pillows

'Any luck?'

reincarnated worm...

Flyfishing for dummies.

Fly fishing.

'What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?'

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Gone Swimmin'.

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

Fishing Holes

'Don't be daft,woman-of course I'm not gonna FRY her!'

Traveller's Luggage.

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

Fish bait and jail bait.

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

Fish Eye Tests.

Take two of these with a glass of air.

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

"If I am going to die for a snack, it must be more appetizing than a simple worm."

Seafood Chum

Putting on ice

Happy Brexiters

Ted's Bait Shop: 'Caterpillars, 10 cents per foot.'

'Pardon me boys . .You haven't seen a square,yellow, and really annoying sponge about yeah big have you?'

Fisherman waiting with a mallet.

"My memory is awful, so stop me if I've told this one before."

"Hi! I'm on the hook."

Man fly-fishing catches his own foot.

'Pity more fisherman weren't like you, Larry - we'd never have to worry about endangered species.'

"Don't worry, I'll have the shark off you before it does any real harm."

"Ooh, look, Tom. A bright-yellow rubber worm with a sharp metal hook in it."

"Don't worry Josh, there's plenty more fish in the sea."

'Sardines are the stupidest fish in the world. . . They lock themselves in tins and leaves the key on the outside.'

'If it looks good and it tastes good, it's probably bad for you!'

'Robert went ice fishing. I told him it would be simpler to just buy ice at the grocery store.'

'Teach a man to fish and you're looking at dumb lures for the rest of your life.'

'Isn't this the same place that fished this summer and never caught a fish?'