Funny Fish Fans Pillows

Fish Workout

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

I told you we were late!

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

Fresh fish

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

'What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

Sea Horse outside saloon

Fish mobsters.

'My horoscope said I would be taking a long trip today.'

being watched over his shoulder

"Do you think there's life out there?"

'Check it out: I can look you in the eyes!'

'Thanks for helping me out with this prank - I just love freaking out people!'

'Where are those nice blue fish that we like - the ones with the blue stripes?' - 'We ate them all - they're now extinct.'

Celebrate National Submarine Day.