Fish Fans Pillows

"Nice, but it's still a fish bowl. We'd like something with a little more privacy."

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

"His phone is right there, along with all his passwords. All we have to do is figure out a way to get it and then we can call for a rescue."

"I think your goldfish has a drinking problem."

"Are you thinking outside the box?"

"But I can't help it if I smell 'Fishy'!"

Goldfish funeral

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

'If you could learn to open up a little, you might make a few more sales.'

Tuna funerals.

'I'm sorry you're disappointed. What did you think we meant by our 'plaice in the country'?'

Sea Horse outside saloon

"He made it! Wait ... Tom has legs?!"

'You have the right to remain silent.'

"Oh no...my husband! Quick, hide!"

Bowl-O-Rama. What

Pet Shop. Topical Fish. The super Tuesday voting results are in and

What can I get you? Coffee? Tea? Sandwich? The mackerel mocha sounds lovely. What's in it? The usual. Chocolate. Soy milk. Mackerel. Yes, but is the mackerel farm-raised or from the sea? Ocean. Atlantic? Pacific? Indian? Arctic? Antarctic? I'm not sure. Oh. Ok ... well what's the mackerel's mercury content? Negligible, I'm sure. Ok. Was it exposed to any chlorine? Or copper sulphate? Or malathion? Was it treated with kindness? Was it read stories and sung to before bedtime? Yes. Never mind, it s

Air's kinda chilly. Bet it's warmer tomorrow. The evolution of procrastinators.

Cat with a pegleg

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"He was a sea rescue."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

Fish with a human in a bowl.

I told you we were late!

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'