Fishy Pun Enthusiast Gifts

"It's a chatter bait."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

'It never fails. I offer a tiny bit of constructive criticism, and everybody accuses me of carping!'

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Gone Swimmin'.

"There weren't any more clown fishes at the pet shop, so they got me - a jester fish."

'Steroids.'

'The worst part is I'm afraid of the water.'

Fish-losophy

"No, I'm afraid I don't know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck." "We're beavers."

The boat anchor which reaches the bottom of the world

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

"We've ruled out Islamophobia and Homophobia. Let's turn to food phobias. How do you feel about Tilapia?"

"I love your short-hand. It looks just like a page of wriggly worms!"

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."

No parking here. You will be toad.

Fish in school to other fish: 'I did well in marine biology today - it was an open-brook test.'

"The Dalai Llama."

Chez Ernie. Freezer. You still can't call it "freshly caught," Ernie.

'Like they say, 'give a man a fish, he can eat for a day. Give him a fish store, he can go bankrupt.'

"I said I think I pulled a hamstring."

Whale Whale Whale.

'Productivity has been flat since we hired the beaver and the sloth to job share.'

Seal/Yak Disease

"See anyone who tickles your ivories?"

Fish with Human Trophy

'Gimme your wallet! I've got a salmon, and it's farmed'

"Just because you’re a right whale doesn’t mean you’re always right!"

Ibex Sex - 'I'm soooo horny...' 'So you are.'