Fishy Pun Enthusiast Mugs

"It's a chatter bait."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

'It never fails. I offer a tiny bit of constructive criticism, and everybody accuses me of carping!'

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Gone Swimmin'.

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

"There weren't any more clown fishes at the pet shop, so they got me - a jester fish."

'Steroids.'

'The worst part is I'm afraid of the water.'

"No, I'm afraid I don't know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck." "We're beavers."

The boat anchor which reaches the bottom of the world

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

No parking here. You will be toad.

Fish in school to other fish: 'I did well in marine biology today - it was an open-brook test.'

"We've ruled out Islamophobia and Homophobia. Let's turn to food phobias. How do you feel about Tilapia?"

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."

"The Dalai Llama."

"I love your short-hand. It looks just like a page of wriggly worms!"

'Like they say, 'give a man a fish, he can eat for a day. Give him a fish store, he can go bankrupt.'

"I said I think I pulled a hamstring."

Whale Whale Whale.

'Productivity has been flat since we hired the beaver and the sloth to job share.'

Seal/Yak Disease

"See anyone who tickles your ivories?"

Fish with Human Trophy

Barnacles Rock Barnacles in the form of farm Barns.

"Just because you’re a right whale doesn’t mean you’re always right!"

Fire Exit

Whale with a fish eye.