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Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Boat wedding.

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"The unlucky lemming"

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

"He's a keeper!"

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

Ever Given

'Could you give us a push?'

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

Lovers scuba diving

"Port outbound, starboard home."

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

Moses/stranded shark

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

Common Dolphin

"Yes, I'm an environmentalist, But first and foremost I'm a whale."

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."