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Desk With Figurehead.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Boat wedding.

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

"Port outbound, starboard home."

'Could you give us a push?'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

Victorian Royal Navy

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

'This is a dolphin friendly boat.'

Sharks of the World,number 3: The Grey Nurse - A Grey Nurse Shark wearing a Nurse's uniform.

Have a very piratical Birthday

No Shoes, No Service.

Mermaid and old sailor

'A middle seat?! Just my luck!'

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

'I was a stowaway on his cargo ship, and the rest is history.'

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

'I thought you'd be better at multitasking.'

Surfer's commute

Mermaid luring pirates to their death

A ship's captain stranded on an iceberg with a hungry polar bear.

"What?! Your mum wasn't there when you came out of your shell! Oh darling, you can't go through life without a mummy: I'll adopt you..."

"I can't tell a lie, Samantha. I'm a two bird bloke."

"I just think it sends the wrong message."

Affectionate whale

'They're sure not making Champagne bottles the way they used to.'