Maritime Legend Lover Gifts

Desk With Figurehead.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Boat wedding.

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

"Port outbound, starboard home."

'Could you give us a push?'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

Victorian Royal Navy

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

"You lost your wife amid the other manatees? What do you mean, 'other manatees'?"

No Shoes, No Service.

Have a very piratical Birthday

'This is a dolphin friendly boat.'

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

Sharks of the World,number 3: The Grey Nurse - A Grey Nurse Shark wearing a Nurse's uniform.

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

Mermaid and old sailor

'I was a stowaway on his cargo ship, and the rest is history.'

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

'A middle seat?! Just my luck!'

'I thought you'd be better at multitasking.'

Mermaid luring pirates to their death

"What?! Your mum wasn't there when you came out of your shell! Oh darling, you can't go through life without a mummy: I'll adopt you..."

Flying Fish Learning To Fly.

A ship's captain stranded on an iceberg with a hungry polar bear.

Surfer's commute

"I can't tell a lie, Samantha. I'm a two bird bloke."

"I just think it sends the wrong message."

Affectionate whale

'They're sure not making Champagne bottles the way they used to.'