Maritime Tales Lover Gifts

I am hospitably received by Mr. Peggotty

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Boat wedding.

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

Victorian Royal Navy

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

No Shoes, No Service.

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

"You lost your wife amid the other manatees? What do you mean, 'other manatees'?"

'That was fun!'

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

Sharks of the World,number 3: The Grey Nurse - A Grey Nurse Shark wearing a Nurse's uniform.

"Ohhh! Now I get it!"

'I was a stowaway on his cargo ship, and the rest is history.'

Solemn reference is made to Mr. Bunsby

"Same ship, different day."

20,000 Leagues under the sea.

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

'I thought you'd be better at multitasking.'

"What?! Your mum wasn't there when you came out of your shell! Oh darling, you can't go through life without a mummy: I'll adopt you..."

A ship's captain stranded on an iceberg with a hungry polar bear.

'I'm still a bit hungry: I don't think I've had more than four tons of krill this morning...'

Surfer's commute

Flying Fish Learning To Fly.

Another Disappointment for Captain Ahab

Illustration for 'A Wrinkle for the Coastguard'.