Seafaring Romantic T-Shirts

Boat Called Available.

'Are we there yet?'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Viking Loch Ness

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Lighthouse Beam.

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"Awwwk! Mutiny is a go! Pass it on! Awwk!"

Pirate

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

Romance on the Yacht

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"International trade"

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

Submariners' Eye Test.

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

'I told you we should have unionized.'

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

"Whaddya say, Black? We'll plunder the seas together. You scratch my back; I'll scratch yours."

Replacement Lighthouse

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

"Always remember - what happens in the pea-green boat stays in the pea-green boat."

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

"I think she's really into you."

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.