Seafaring Romantic T-Shirts

Boat Called Available.

'Are we there yet?'

Viking Loch Ness

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Lighthouse Beam.

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Pirate

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

"International trade"

Romance on the Yacht

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

'I told you we should have unionized.'

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Submariners' Eye Test.

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

"Whaddya say, Black? We'll plunder the seas together. You scratch my back; I'll scratch yours."

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

"Always remember - what happens in the pea-green boat stays in the pea-green boat."

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

"I think she's really into you."

Replacement Lighthouse

'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

"That should attract every over 60s cruise ship, in the area."