Seafaring Dreamer T-Shirts

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

Pirate Mail.

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

Viking Loch Ness

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

Lighthouse Beam.

Pirate

"Awwwk! Mutiny is a go! Pass it on! Awwk!"

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"International trade"

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

"Do you think there's life out there?"

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

"Whaddya say, Black? We'll plunder the seas together. You scratch my back; I'll scratch yours."

desert isle shopping trolley...

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

'Get me the coast.'

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'

"That should attract every over 60s cruise ship, in the area."

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

'If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna buy you one of these.'

"You don't understand women. First you buy them flowers, then you ask for the boat."

"Same ship, different day."

Little Submarines