Love Sailor T-Shirts

Baggage thrown from The Relation-Ship

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Drunken singers in a public house

Sailor boy

'Could you give us a push?'

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

'Quit goofing around Harold, the ferry is going to leave soon.'

'Because I don't want you to be part of the decision - making process, that's why!'

Soho walking society

Directions to the Bar.

Boat to the Horizon.

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

Star versus UFO...

'Bon fromage!'

'Out anniversary was yesterday.'

A writer sails on the water chased by editing shears.

UFO Romance

A Jack Tar

'What type of line are you using?'

"I want to exercise my right to Rome."

Book Sailing

'I bought my peg - leg from a gypsy.'

A person is asking for help in the sea. A sailor comes just to the poor man just to make him to pull the boat.

Row to Row

'Sailing, it's a sport that doesn't float my boat.'

"Sorry about your boat. Who do I see about personal injury compensation?"

'Antonio said we'd know which was his. Wait! That must be it!'

Mr Bumble

Rowing and Sailing Machines.

'If they sing row, row, row your boat one more time, I'm jumping ship!'

"Forget the damn white whale, boys! My disability claim was approved. Turn this tub around."

Viking raids sprang from the need to keep up with the Johansens!

'It's a certificate of recognition for my good record of hiring the handicapped.'