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Pirate Eye Test

Captain in a storm

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

Drunken singers in a public house

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"Thar be an Hallowe'easter a blowin'."

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

Baggage thrown from The Relation-Ship

'Because I don't want you to be part of the decision - making process, that's why!'

"We're luckier than most people..."

No Money

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

Sea song.

Franken-Cat

'Hold you horses! I'm just getting to the good part!'

'I don't know why, but suddenly I have a craving for SALTWATER TAFFY.'

"I'm out! I got a job at another Santa Claus company!"

'I don't care if you do put me on the naughty list, your bag needs to go through x-ray.'

'...Tis the season to be grazing, fa la la la la, la la la la. The weight we'll gain will be amazing, fa la la la, la la la la. Don we now our stretchy sweat pants, fa la la la la, la la la la. We'll be eating tons of pecans...'

101 uses of a dead cat: life ring

Row to Row

"For the trip, I also got us two of each kind of donut."

"Good, I can feel a slight breeze..."

"Sorry about your boat. Who do I see about personal injury compensation?"

'If they sing row, row, row your boat one more time, I'm jumping ship!'

'Sailing, it's a sport that doesn't float my boat.'

Noah's Publisher: 'No, I'm not asking you to lie. I'm asking you to embellish the truth for the sake of marketing...'

'His heels are ruining this deck !'

"Can I stop bailing now?"

Parade of Boats 2:30

101 uses of a dead cat: boat

I'm With Jolly

"I told you to part your hair in the middle."