Jolly Sailor Gifts

Pirate Eye Test

Captain in a storm

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

Drunken singers in a public house

Baggage thrown from The Relation-Ship

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"Thar be an Hallowe'easter a blowin'."

"Too long at sea, I'm afraid."

'Because I don't want you to be part of the decision - making process, that's why!'

"We're luckier than most people..."

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

No Money

Sea song.

Franken-Cat

'Hold you horses! I'm just getting to the good part!'

'I don't know why, but suddenly I have a craving for SALTWATER TAFFY.'

"I'm out! I got a job at another Santa Claus company!"

Pirates of the Carob Bean. Hand over all your chocolate substitute ingredients!

'...Tis the season to be grazing, fa la la la la, la la la la. The weight we'll gain will be amazing, fa la la la, la la la la. Don we now our stretchy sweat pants, fa la la la la, la la la la. We'll be eating tons of pecans...'

'I don't care if you do put me on the naughty list, your bag needs to go through x-ray.'

101 uses of a dead cat: life ring

"Sorry about your boat. Who do I see about personal injury compensation?"

Row to Row

"Good, I can feel a slight breeze..."

"For the trip, I also got us two of each kind of donut."

'If they sing row, row, row your boat one more time, I'm jumping ship!'

'Sailing, it's a sport that doesn't float my boat.'

Noah's Publisher: 'No, I'm not asking you to lie. I'm asking you to embellish the truth for the sake of marketing...'

'His heels are ruining this deck !'

"Can I stop bailing now?"

I'm With Jolly

Parade of Boats 2:30

101 uses of a dead cat: boat