Love Sailor Gifts

Baggage thrown from The Relation-Ship

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Drunken singers in a public house

Sailor boy

'Could you give us a push?'

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

'Quit goofing around Harold, the ferry is going to leave soon.'

"Too long at sea, I'm afraid."

Soho walking society

'Because I don't want you to be part of the decision - making process, that's why!'

Directions to the Bar.

Boat to the Horizon.

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

Star versus UFO...

'Bon fromage!'

'Out anniversary was yesterday.'

UFO Romance

A writer sails on the water chased by editing shears.

A Jack Tar

'What type of line are you using?'

"I want to exercise my right to Rome."

A person is asking for help in the sea. A sailor comes just to the poor man just to make him to pull the boat.

Book Sailing

'I bought my peg - leg from a gypsy.'

Mr Bumble

Rowing and Sailing Machines.

'Antonio said we'd know which was his. Wait! That must be it!'

"Sorry about your boat. Who do I see about personal injury compensation?"

Row to Row

'If they sing row, row, row your boat one more time, I'm jumping ship!'

'Sailing, it's a sport that doesn't float my boat.'

"Forget the damn white whale, boys! My disability claim was approved. Turn this tub around."

Viking raids sprang from the need to keep up with the Johansens!