Sailor Stories Lover Gifts

'I bought my peg - leg from a gypsy.'

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Mermaid Art

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

'Could you give us a push?'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

God save the Queen.

Baggage thrown from The Relation-Ship

Submariners' Eye Test.

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

Noah's lesser known brother.

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

'That was fun!'

"Ohhh! Now I get it!"

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

'I was a stowaway on his cargo ship, and the rest is history.'

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

"Oh U! The German periscoper: "Ach Himmel! Dot most be der peutiful Ben Nevis of vich ve 'ave 'eard so mooch!"

Solemn reference is made to Mr. Bunsby

20,000 Leagues under the sea.

"What do you like most about being a whale?"

Another Disappointment for Captain Ahab

A Jack Tar

'I'm still a bit hungry: I don't think I've had more than four tons of krill this morning...'

'Out anniversary was yesterday.'

Giraffe Sailing

Mermaid Yoga

An angry Pirate yelling at a Sea Hawk who has just stolen his Prisoner who was about to Walk the Plank.

"Why did the lobster blush?. . ."