Sailor Humor Lover Gifts

A Jack Tar

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"Ticket and passport, please."

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Late Night with Patrick O'Brian

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

'I told you we should have unionized.'

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

Titanic 2024: "Nope, no icebergs left."

"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you."

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

Angry pirate looking at angry parrot (wearing diaper) on his shoulder.

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

"Have you got an immoral compass? We're looking for a night of fun!"

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

The skipper never wears a hat that fits. He's always been afraid of cap-sizing!

"You've taken some creative liberties, Noah."

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

The guardrail brings it up to code.

"Say, does anyone here know how to tie a sailor's knot?"

'After paying for the boat, it's insurance, the docking and gas, I couldn't afford a trailer.'

GREENLAND

'Petty Officer why does Jenkins keep shouting 'ice cream' from the lookout? Is he drunk? Put him on a charge when he comes down.'