Seafaring Humor Lover Gifts

'I told you we should have unionized.'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Ticket and passport, please."

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

"Isn't it obvious how he got the job? He 'suctioned' up."

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

Angry pirate looking at angry parrot (wearing diaper) on his shoulder.

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

"Have you got an immoral compass? We're looking for a night of fun!"

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

"There's nothing wrong with the ship. We just got a better offer."

Another Disappointment for Captain Ahab

'Petty Officer why does Jenkins keep shouting 'ice cream' from the lookout? Is he drunk? Put him on a charge when he comes down.'

'I hate these school reunions.'

'I wonder if it was such a good idea to outsource all the staff?'

"After the life he's had, he just said 'What the hell'..."

"Dang. . . everyehere you meet cargo ships jammed in front of the North Sea Ports!"

"Oh, don't get all defensive at me!"

"But I can't help it if I smell 'Fishy'!"