Seafaring Humor Lover Pillows

'I told you we should have unionized.'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"Ticket and passport, please."

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

"Isn't it obvious how he got the job? He 'suctioned' up."

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

Angry pirate looking at angry parrot (wearing diaper) on his shoulder.

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

The guardrail brings it up to code.

The skipper never wears a hat that fits. He's always been afraid of cap-sizing!

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

"Have you got an immoral compass? We're looking for a night of fun!"

"There's nothing wrong with the ship. We just got a better offer."

Defense Contractor, Inc. Research and Development. It's a portable bathroom for navy ships. Heads will roll!

'I hate these school reunions.'

A Jack Tar

'I wonder if it was such a good idea to outsource all the staff?'

'Petty Officer why does Jenkins keep shouting 'ice cream' from the lookout? Is he drunk? Put him on a charge when he comes down.'

"But I can't help it if I smell 'Fishy'!"

Another Disappointment for Captain Ahab

"Oh, don't get all defensive at me!"