Lovers Of Seafaring Wit Gifts

"Cap'n tells me you two need more practice on the cannons."

'Are we there yet?'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

'I told you we should have unionized.'

Submariners' Eye Test.

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

"Always remember - what happens in the pea-green boat stays in the pea-green boat."

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

Replacement Lighthouse

Angry pirate looking at angry parrot (wearing diaper) on his shoulder.

"You look good for your age."

Funk Facts: Pirates.

"Have you got an immoral compass? We're looking for a night of fun!"

Exempli Gratia.

"There's nothing wrong with the ship. We just got a better offer."

'For heaven's sake; Mrs Van Rensselaer, let go!'

'That's no oil slick Johnson.' - During whale flu season.

'I think they're getting ready for a feeding frenzy.'

Queen Elizabeth 2. Yankees ). I told you they wouldn't think it was funny.

'Long periods of inactivity are not good for a pirate like you, Cap'n. You're taking root.'

Pirate Doctor

Yeah, well, hindsight is 20/0.

"But I can't help it if I smell 'Fishy'!"

Defense Contractor, Inc. Research and Development. It's a portable bathroom for navy ships. Heads will roll!