Seafaring Story Lovers Gifts

Pirate steals stool leg for his own.

'Are we there yet?'

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

'Distracting the fish.'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"How many letters can you read?"

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

Submariners' Eye Test.

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

"Ye God's... That was close."

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

'That was fun!'

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

Replacement Lighthouse

"Always remember - what happens in the pea-green boat stays in the pea-green boat."

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

"Ohhh! Now I get it!"

"You look good for your age."

"Al, are you certain that this guy has the authority to marry us?"

Funk Facts: Pirates.