Sea Story Aficionados Gifts

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"He was a sea rescue."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

'That was fun!'

"Ohhh! Now I get it!"

"He's about your size. Peg-leg. Seen him?"

"Al, are you certain that this guy has the authority to marry us?"

Waiting for the fleet to come in.

20,000 Leagues under the sea.

Pirate King!

Exempli Gratia.

Capt. Ahab has Moby Dick mounted on wall.

The Truth About Mermaids

"Dammit, he's adorable!"

"What do you like most about being a whale?"

'He's the ship's plumber, Captain.'

Nelson had no real sense of direction.

'You're retaining water.'

'I'll just go and stick this above the surface - it'll clear the place in no time!' (Neptune with shark fin on end of trident)

Newly amputated arm points to captain Hooks' cabin.

'I'm still a bit hungry: I don't think I've had more than four tons of krill this morning...'