Sea Story Aficionados Prints

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"He was a sea rescue."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

'I'm a freshwater fish in a saltwater world...'

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

'That was fun!'

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

"Ohhh! Now I get it!"

"He's about your size. Peg-leg. Seen him?"

Pirate King!

Exempli Gratia.

Waiting for the fleet to come in.

"Al, are you certain that this guy has the authority to marry us?"

20,000 Leagues under the sea.

Capt. Ahab has Moby Dick mounted on wall.

Nelson had no real sense of direction.

"What do you like most about being a whale?"

The Truth About Mermaids

'You're retaining water.'

"Dammit, he's adorable!"

'I'll just go and stick this above the surface - it'll clear the place in no time!' (Neptune with shark fin on end of trident)

'He's the ship's plumber, Captain.'

'I'm still a bit hungry: I don't think I've had more than four tons of krill this morning...'