Sea Story Enthusiast Gifts

"I told you to be careful!"

"Call me Ishmael, - or Fish Meal, if I fall overboard."

Ship's officers blaming each other for boat sinking.

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"Opposites attract?"

Nelson had no real sense of direction.

Somalia pirate

'Gee, I didn't really have to attack that surfer in the red and blue shorts last Thursday...I wasn't that hungry.'

'He's the ship's plumber, Captain.'

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

"Dammit, Louie! Can't you read a @$% tide chart!?"

"It's really the black whale I hate, but I didn't want to appear racist."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

The one that got away

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Fishing with God

"He was a sea rescue."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'It was this big. I swear'

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

"He's a keeper!"

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'I win!'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'