Sea Story Fan Gifts

Capt. Ahab has Moby Dick mounted on wall.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Walrus and Carpenter.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

Bermuda Triangles

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"He was a sea rescue."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Fish or Cut Bait

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

'That was fun!'

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

"Ohhh! Now I get it!"

"He's about your size. Peg-leg. Seen him?"

20,000 Leagues under the sea.

Pirate King!

"Al, are you certain that this guy has the authority to marry us?"

Scuba texting

Waiting for the fleet to come in.

"It's just a whale, Captain … a really, really ticked-off whale."

'He's the ship's plumber, Captain.'

Atlantis, a case of a poor city water planning.

"What do you like most about being a whale?"

'You're retaining water.'

'I'm still a bit hungry: I don't think I've had more than four tons of krill this morning...'