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Capt. Ahab has Moby Dick mounted on wall.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Walrus and Carpenter.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

Bermuda Triangles

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"He was a sea rescue."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

'That was fun!'

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

"Ohhh! Now I get it!"

"He's about your size. Peg-leg. Seen him?"

Scuba texting

Pirate King!

"Al, are you certain that this guy has the authority to marry us?"

Waiting for the fleet to come in.

20,000 Leagues under the sea.

'I'll just go and stick this above the surface - it'll clear the place in no time!' (Neptune with shark fin on end of trident)

"It's just a whale, Captain … a really, really ticked-off whale."

Atlantis, a case of a poor city water planning.

"What do you like most about being a whale?"

The Truth About Mermaids

'You're retaining water.'