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Polyps over Tokyo. It's a cartoon about giant sea creatures that declare war on the surface world. An anime anemone enemy!

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

The one that got away

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Fishing with God

"He was a sea rescue."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

Fish or Cut Bait

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Watching Sea Life.

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'It was this big. I swear'

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"He's a keeper!"

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

'I win!'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

"I thought it was deeper here."

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'