Sea Story Spectator Gifts

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

The one that got away

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Fishing with God

"He was a sea rescue."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

'It was this big. I swear'

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

"He's a keeper!"

Watching Sea Life.

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

'I win!'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

'I'm afraid the motion has been carried and you lost.'

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

"I thought it was deeper here."