Seafaring Humor Enthusiast Gifts

Periscope sighting

Shipwreck captain playing with toy boat.

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Recalculating

"Ticket and passport, please."

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

'I told you we should have unionized.'

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

"Isn't it obvious how he got the job? He 'suctioned' up."

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

Angry pirate looking at angry parrot (wearing diaper) on his shoulder.

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

"There's nothing wrong with the ship. We just got a better offer."

'I hate these school reunions.'

'I wonder if it was such a good idea to outsource all the staff?'

"After the life he's had, he just said 'What the hell'..."

"Dang. . . everyehere you meet cargo ships jammed in front of the North Sea Ports!"

'Petty Officer why does Jenkins keep shouting 'ice cream' from the lookout? Is he drunk? Put him on a charge when he comes down.'

'Help.'

Another Disappointment for Captain Ahab