Sailor Humor Lover Prints

A Jack Tar

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"Ticket and passport, please."

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

'I told you we should have unionized.'

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you."

Titanic 2024: "Nope, no icebergs left."

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

Angry pirate looking at angry parrot (wearing diaper) on his shoulder.

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

"Have you got an immoral compass? We're looking for a night of fun!"

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

"Say, does anyone here know how to tie a sailor's knot?"

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

'After paying for the boat, it's insurance, the docking and gas, I couldn't afford a trailer.'

'Petty Officer why does Jenkins keep shouting 'ice cream' from the lookout? Is he drunk? Put him on a charge when he comes down.'

'I wonder if it was such a good idea to outsource all the staff?'

GREENLAND