Sailing Lover Gifts

Rowing and Sailing Machines.

Bite out of fishing pier.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Piracy on a boating lake

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Pirate

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Gone Bookkeepin'

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

'Did you say psst?.'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

Dog brings diver flippers.

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

"So tell me, exactly when do you think the Greenland ice cap will start to melt?"

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

"Port outbound, starboard home."

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

The Imperfect Storm

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

'Could you give us a push?'

On board the MS Hepatology

'I don't know about you, but I get a lot more attention from whale watchers than from my husband...'

"Who says the recovery has been uneven? All my funds are up!"

A grave with an anchor and periscope

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