Sails And Sand Lover Gifts

'I have a feeling we're getting near water.'

Piracy on a boating lake

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Fishing boat.

'Good dog Spot. You're always there for me when the sand is hot.'

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

Captionless: A fisherman is handed his bobbin and fishing hook by a octopus

'Sorry, Jimmy... our school has a strict 'don't show, don't tell' policy!'

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

On board the MS Hepatology

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

"Hey wader, there's a fly in my sloop"

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

Have a very piratical Birthday

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

The Bonvoy Age...

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

Woodpecker Ark.

'Just when you think things can't get any worse, it starts to rain.'

'You're right Sir... it is the Flying Dutchman.'

Pirate's car has patch for the headlight.

"What are you yelling at me for? You're the one at the tiller."